A fan hath sent me this. Just wanted to share this with thou too. It's a portrait of me madeth out of quotes and themes of mine playeth, Romeo and Juliet. thee can see mine actual portrait for comparison.  

Translation:

A fan sent me this. Just wanted to share this with you guys too. It's a portrait of me made out of quotes and themes of my play, Romeo and Juliet. You can see my actual portrait for comparison.

If 't be true thee should wanteth to study mine playeth. I recommend thee readeth this.  t contains excellent information on mine playeth.

Translation:
If you should want to study my play. I recommend you read this.  It contains excellent information on my play.

Mine most recent playeth, Romeo and Juliet hath hath taken outstanding ratings. In fact, lest I surprised myself. Behold at the ratings hither.

Translation:
My most recent play, Romeo and Juliet has received outstanding ratings. In fact, I'm surprised myself. Look at the ratings here.

Mine playeth, Romeo and Juliet is being performed the present day at The Globe Theater. I desire this turns out well.

Translation:
My play, Romeo and Juliet is being performed today at The Globe Theater. I hope this turns out well.

Well, hither tis. mine first version of the playeth. An Excellent conceited Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet. 

Translation:

Well, here it is. My first version of the play. An Excellent conceited Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet.

Recently a gross amount of people has't been asking. Is this mine official blog? aye. I am William Shakespeare. I hath made this blog to share ideas and keepeth thee updated on mine upcoming playeth Romeo and Juliet. Oh and speaking of which, I just finished writing the playeth. lest I going to receiveth t eft to beest performed soon.


Translation:
Recently a lot of people have been asking. Is this my official blog? Yes. I am William Shakespeare. I created this blog to share ideas and keep you updated on my upcoming play Romeo and Juliet. Oh and speaking of which, I just finished writing the play. I'm going to get it ready to be performed soon.

I wast planning out the development of characters and I madeth a few changeth from the original. methinks that I should giveth Mercutio, the Nurse and Tybalt much greater roles in the story. I believeth those gents and lady can maketh the playeth more interesting by making these characters contrast with the other main characters. Mercutio is going to contrast Romeo, and the nurse wilt contrast Juliet. And Tybalt wilt contrast Benvolio.


Translation:
I was planning out the development of characters and I made a few changes from the original. I think that I should give Mercutio, the Nurse and Tybalt much greater roles in the story. I believe they can make the play more interesting by making these characters contrast with the other main characters. Mercutio is going to contrast Romeo, and the nurse will contrast Juliet. And Tybalt will contrast Benvolio.